If I were a month I’d be April.
If I were a day I’d be a lazy Saturday.
If I were a time of day I’d be late afternoon.
If I were a planet I’d be Pluto(?).
If I were a sea animal I’d be a sea otter.
If I were a direction I’d be South-West.
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a giant bed with fluffy comforter, no sheets.
If I were a liquid I’d be a chilled redbull.
If I were a gemstone I’d be an amethyst.
If I were a tree I’d be a willow, swaying in the breeze.
If I were a tool I’d be plier.
If I were a flower I’d be a gerber daisy.
If I were an element of weather I’d be a raindrop, sliding down a window.
If I were a musical instrument I’d be a violin.
If I were a color I'd be purple.
If I were an emotion I’d be love.
If I were a fruit I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound I’d be a rainstorm and laughter by a fire.
If I were an element I'd be Oxygen.
If I were a pair of shoes I’d be worn and molded only to me.
If I were a car I’d be a vintage bug.
If I were a food I’d be a colorful salad.
If I were a place I’d be a lake.
If I were a material I'd be silk.
If I were a taste I’d be salty.
If I were a scent I’d be the comfort of magnolia and freesia.
If I were a body part I’d be a hand to hold.
If I were a song I’d be Every Mistake.
If I were a bird I'd be an owl.
If I were a gift I'd be homemade.
If I were a city I'd be San Francisco.
If I were a door I'd be always open.
If I were me I'd be...